The other day i was sitting with a bunch of my cronies when a superlicious bitch walked in thrusting forth her assets for the world to watch and wonder at... along with her this scrawny lil fello too turned up... later we understood that he was the unfortunate boyfriend! She took a seat near our favourite corner....Two minutes into the corner and she was dictating ordrs at thepoor soul who was supposedly her better half!and then she started her tirade against india nad Indians in general..
"Oh these Indians... no civic sense... no manners.... absolutely down market... back home in the US......"
And to make the situation even more pathetic was her practised american phonetics... when she aws swirling her slobbery tongue around to manipulate the accent, i'm sure bits of the lasanga she was eating was directed at her lil puppy dog!
Then she went on to the cleanliness situation the law and order the prostitution and every other imaginable deficit in the country...
That really got me thinking... it is because of people like these that india is still percieved as the land of crumbling streets and cankerous old loonies...the problem with us indians is that we love to play the plame game... we never try to rason out things.. all we do is enjoy the placid pleasure of shifting responsibility... we as indians need to look beyong the so called corrupt higher ladders and seek to find the actual redemption from all the austricising that we have gone through..
And before leaving the adda we walked upto this bimbette and asked her to sock it! that was the high point of my life!!
"Oh these Indians... no civic sense... no manners.... absolutely down market... back home in the US......"
And to make the situation even more pathetic was her practised american phonetics... when she aws swirling her slobbery tongue around to manipulate the accent, i'm sure bits of the lasanga she was eating was directed at her lil puppy dog!
Then she went on to the cleanliness situation the law and order the prostitution and every other imaginable deficit in the country...
That really got me thinking... it is because of people like these that india is still percieved as the land of crumbling streets and cankerous old loonies...the problem with us indians is that we love to play the plame game... we never try to rason out things.. all we do is enjoy the placid pleasure of shifting responsibility... we as indians need to look beyong the so called corrupt higher ladders and seek to find the actual redemption from all the austricising that we have gone through..
And before leaving the adda we walked upto this bimbette and asked her to sock it! that was the high point of my life!!

4 Comments:
Hear Hear!
We keep setting standards-very low standards- for OURSELVES based on what SOMEBODY ELSE from SOMEWHERE ELSE thinks.We refuse to think for ourselves and blindly lap up the sewage they spew! As if Anerica-that glorious mythical Elysium of "development,peace and prosperity"- is free of crime corruption and cleanliness problems. Chicago has the highest crime rates in the WORLD. For God sakes they have a president like BUSH!The slums there are 10 times worse than in India! But this isn't an America bashing session. It's an illustration that big mouths don't necessarily mean substance. And will Indians all over please start to realise what a wonderful country they come from!
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I completely agree with the gitten! ;) Its about time we Indians stop underestimating our country. Instead of cribbing, we should be the change. Nice blog, rems! :)
hey that was something. not just blind criticism, some derivations i suppose too wouldn't harm
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