Whats in a name!!

As the bard famously remarked wats in a name??? Seriously i think we should do away with these silly nomenclatures... They are a regressive,retarded medium..... i mean why should webe burdened with a name that u dont even like! U should be like my sister who calls herself watever she likes.... last month she was called didi..this month its the incredible miss g!!!! I for one wanna kill ma parents for giving me the dubious distinction of being called KARUMATHILL PULLARA RAMYA.... I swear its not an experience anyone wud appreciate. Its like a humungous baggage in itself!!! And then theres the trauma of mispronuncition...as my friend Malcolm was saying.. its not a joy to be called MAL-COLM. So why bother with the nuisance... call yourself wat you want n enjoy... i think pigeonheadophobic sounds interesting...what about you???????