Southindian phobia?????

"South Indians are oily..they make everything with coconut..they smell like coconut..their attitude sucks n their food ..eeewwwww" Well for all those non southindians out there who think along similar lines ...buzz off!!! If you think we south indians are so very disgusting why pray do you flock up to universities and companies down south??? are all non south indians such confused and disoriented that they are not able to figure out their own likes and dislikes...

The "conservative" Chennai seems like a dream compared to the absolute nightmare that some of the gaavs in lucknow, bihar and the likes....... The lanes of namma bangalooru reverberate wid purity n pollution free air compared to the charred smoke filled terrors of Delhi and Mumbai...

But dont get me wrong... i luv the paani puris the paratas and the general exhuberance of the north indians!! but i hate it when they criticise us and rebuke our hospitality... Imagine if Infosys situated in bangalore , a south indian city,was to throw out all non bangalorians??? What would the plight of millions of such cribbing morons!!!Not just companies... imagine it if all the universities in the south restricted non state students???? I am so sure there will be a mushrooming of people flouting words like 'hare" for "here" n "pleajure' for 'Pleasure"!!!!!

So u see... beware when u r bad mouthing us south indians... We have accepted India... But i think our northern counterparts have to give the integrity of our nation a second thought!!!!

Whats in a name!!

As the bard famously remarked wats in a name??? Seriously i think we should do away with these silly nomenclatures... They are a regressive,retarded medium..... i mean why should webe burdened with a name that u dont even like! U should be like my sister who calls herself watever she likes.... last month she was called didi..this month its the incredible miss g!!!! I for one wanna kill ma parents for giving me the dubious distinction of being called KARUMATHILL PULLARA RAMYA.... I swear its not an experience anyone wud appreciate. Its like a humungous baggage in itself!!! And then theres the trauma of mispronuncition...as my friend Malcolm was saying.. its not a joy to be called MAL-COLM. So why bother with the nuisance... call yourself wat you want n enjoy... i think pigeonheadophobic sounds interesting...what about you???????